In today's Iron Soccer episdode: Brazil carefully extracts Japan's liver (Goal 1), lightly sautés it in soy sauce (Goal 2), adds a parsley garnish (Goal 3), and serves it as a gourmet appetizer (Yup, Goal 4).
Parents who write term papers for their undergraduate children are called "Black Hawks." In other news... parents are writing term papers for their undergraduate children. (via FARK)